Latest League Results & Highlights

Key Talking Points

1. Hand Me My Keys FC on Top

With five wins from seven, Hand Me My Keys FC lead the standings on 11 points. They’ve been dominant in attack, scoring 39 goals, the most in the league so far and boasting the best goal difference (+24).

2. Bloke FC Close Behind

Bloke FC sit second with 9 points, just two behind the leaders. Their strong attacking form has been key, but they’ll need more consistency to close the gap.

3. Tight Mid-Table Battle

Superolisail, FC Cux Deluxe, and Costanza FC are separated by just one point. With goal difference playing a huge role, every match could shake up positions 3–5.

4. Struggles at the Bottom

The Dry Guys and Mambichwa FC are battling at the foot of the table. Mambichwa FC have conceded 34 goals, the most in the division. While The Dry Guys need to turn narrow losses into points.

Upcoming Fixtures

29 September 2025

• Superolisail vs The Dry Guys (18:30)

• Costanza FC vs All The Georgie (18:30)

• Bloke FC vs Hand Me My Keys FC (19:00)

• FC Cux Deluxe vs Mambichwa FC (19:00)

6 October 2025

• FC Cux Deluxe vs Superolisail (18:30)

• All The Georgie vs Bloke FC (18:30)

• Hand Me My Keys FC vs The Dry Guys (19:00)

• Mambichwa FC vs Costanza FC (19:00)

Final Thoughts

The Cockburn BARC / Yangebup Monday Premier League is shaping up to be a thrilling season. Hand Me My Keys FC are the team to beat, but Bloke FC and the chasing pack aren’t far behind. With only a few points separating mid-table sides, expect twists and turns as the season unfolds.